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[讨论] 《星球大战》:在岩浆上行走的卢克·天行者教你怎么婊老爸

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发表于 2014-2-5 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 xjtxp 于 2014-5-18 19:11 编辑

《绝地学院》三部曲小说(跟同名官方游戏不是发生在同一时间)里,忙着往自己重建的绝地学院里各种拐学徒的卢克·天行者,遇到了很有潜力的甘托里斯(Gantoris),试图把对方招收成自己徒弟。


甘托里斯(Gantoris)似乎在原力预视里看到了该系列的BOSS
——被封印四千年的传奇古代西斯尊主埃克萨·库恩(Exar Kun),并且一度错把卢克当成了库恩。






埃克萨·库恩(Exar Kun)剧情时间四千年前,是《绝地传奇》漫画系列的最终BOSS:
http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/thread-950695-1-1.html









于此漫画被数千绝地联手以光明之墙封印后,数千年后的《绝地学院》三部曲小说里随着时间推移封印效果削弱,埃克萨·库恩再现——一度虐翻过三十岁左右的卢克,不过最终被卢克跟十多个学徒+埃克萨·库恩绝地师父的英灵联手再次释放光明之墙给彻底消灭。
面对卢克的努力宣传成为绝地的好处,甘托里斯的反应是:要卢克证明,他够资格收自己当徒弟,因此给了卢克一堆考验。

而在这段的最后,卢克为了给甘托里斯证明自己原力的强大干了一件很有婊老爹风范事——在岩浆上行走而毫发无伤(此时卢克30岁左右)这段剧情怎么看卢克都是有些在婊老爸啊






Gantoris moved with outward confidence, but Luke sensed trepidation, an uncertainty in him. Luke decided this might be a good time to talk about the Force and its powers. "You must have learned something about the order of Jedi Knights," he began. "For a thousand generations they served the Old Republic as guardians and keepers of order. I believe one of your own ancestors--Ta'ania--was the daughter of a Jedi. That is why I've come to you. She was among the people who established this colony on Eol Sha.

"The Emperor hunted down and killed all the Jedi Knights his assassins could find, but I don't believe he could have traced every descendant, every bloodline. Now the Empire has fallen and the New Republic needs to reestablish the Jedi Knights." He paused. "I want you to be one of them."

He gripped Gantoris's shoulder. The other man flinched, and pushed Luke's hand away. Luke's voice took on a more pleading tone. "I want to show you the powers of the Force, the infinite doors it can open. With this new strength you'll be able to help hold the entire galaxy together. I promise we'll take your people and move them to a safe planet, one that will seem like a paradise after Eol Sha."

Luke realized he was proselytizing.

Gantoris looked at him with dark, unfathomable eyes. "Empires and republics mean nothing to me. What have they cared for us before? My universe is here, on this world."

He stopped in front of the wide opening to a geyser and peered into it's depths. The creeping stink of rotten eggs wafted into the morning air. From his hip pouch Gantoris withdrew a battered old datapad and consulted a column of numbers that looked to be some sort of timetable. "Here. We will go inside the geyser and harvest."

Luke blinked. "Harvest what?"

Without answering Gantoris lowered himself over the lip of the geyser hole. Luke shrugged off his Jedi cloak and left it beside the geyser rim, then followed the other man underground. Was Gantoris just trying to see if Luke would follow him down into the belly of the geyser?

The shaft was a narrow, winding chimney through porous rock, a pipeline to gush superheated water. Colorful mineral deposits sparkled white and tan and blue, powdery in his hand. Luke found plenty of footholds as he followed Gantoris into the honeycombed passages. The rock felt warm and slimy. Acrid vapors rising from below stung his eyes.

Gantoris worked his way into a side crevice. Luke asked, "What do you want me to do?"

In answer Gantoris wedged himself deeper into a crack and shrugged the woven pouch off his shoulder. "Look in the dark pockets, the ones protected from the scalding water." Gantoris dug his fingers into a crevice, felt around, and pulled out a handful of rubbery tendrils. "With the heat and the mineral deposits, the lichens have a rich growing ground. It takes a great deal of processing, but we can make something edible out of this. On our world we don't have many choices. My people must take what we can find."

Luke likewise removed his pouch and began to search in the cracks, probing with his prosthetic hand. What if something poisonous lurked in the crevices to sting him? He could read ominous intentions from Gantoris but couldn't pinpoint them. Was Gantoris looking for a simple way to kill the "dark man" from his dreams? On his third try Luke found a mass of spongy growth and yanked it out.

Gantoris looked over his shoulder at Luke. "It would be better if we split up. If you stay by me, you will find only my leavings. I can never feed our people that way." Gantoris's voice changed to a mocking tone, and his forehead crinkled, raising his shaven eyebrows. "Unless your Force can miraculously create a banquet?"

Keeping his handholds, Luke edged over to another crack as Gantoris worked deeper into his own fissure, turning a jagged corner. A flurry of uneasiness shot through him, but Luke began to search among the crevices.

The lichen wasn't difficult to find, and Luke quickly filled his pouch, crawling through narrow openings. Perhaps Gantoris had expected him to get lost among the fissures. But even disoriented underground, Luke could always retrace his path. He had heard nothing from the other man, and, deciding that he had fulfilled his obligation, Luke began to work his way back to where they had split up.

When he reached the joined passage, Luke saw that Gantoris was no longer there. He crawled deeper into the fissure, looking for the other man, all the while expecting a trap but confident he could deal with it. He would have to impress Gantoris with his Jedi abilities.




…………


The people of Eol Sha still waited for him.

Most of the stepping stones had been washed away in the turmoil. Nothing but impassable lava remained between him and Gantoris. He could not finish his journey. Giddy with terror and a backwash of possibilities from the Force, Luke stared at the impassable river of flames between him and his goal.

He thought of the potential for his proposed academy, for the return of the Jedi Knights. The New Republic needed him. He had to complete his promise. He would gather candidates to teach the ways of the Force. He would. Without a doubt in his mind, still throbbing with the Force after his battle against the fireworm, he closed his eyes.

Luke walked across the lake of fire.

He did not think about it. The lava refused to touch his feet. Only the Force burned bright around him. One step after another, he strode across the flaming rock, letting himself see nothing but his goal until he stood again on solid ground on the far side of the lake of fire, with Gantoris and his people.

When he reached safety, he nearly collapsed with relief, but he could not allow himself to show a change of expression. He tried not to think about what he had just done.

Gantoris stood before him, an expression of awe on his broad face. The others backed away, but Gantoris remained motionless. He swallowed as he met Luke's gaze. "I will abide by my promise." He drew a deep breath. "Teach me how to use this mysterious power within me."






虽然这本出版于90年代前期的官方小说,甘托里斯(Gantoris)面对想把自己收为徒弟的卢克其反应的前后变化,很容易让我联想起哈5回忆里面对老邓的少年里德尔



当然这种婊老爸剧情不止一处,《向莱娅公主求婚》里二十八岁左右卢克飞机被击毁后的悬浮+他还不止自己悬浮那一幕,在某人心理描写下也颇婊老爸









     卢克加速至攻击速率,旋转飞向视野中迎面而来的一方阵猎头者战斗机,后者耀眼的红光就像火红的珠宝。埃斯欧德跟在他的右翼,调了双倍能量到前置护盾上,听着猎头者战斗机向帝国舰队发出的战斗指令。他打开干扰器,对方的声音安静下来。他看看头上的显示屏,发现有些不对劲,他大吼道,“卢克,你没开偏导盾!”

     敌方向他发射了静电干扰,埃斯欧德再次吼道,“卢克,你的盾!”

     在噼里啪啦的干扰声中,埃斯欧德听到卢克喊道,“我的盾开着!”

     “没,”埃斯欧德又喊,“你的盾没开!”不过卢克竖起了大拇指,试着让埃斯欧德平静下来,此时猎头者战斗机已在他们上方,爆能束照亮了天空。埃斯欧德选取了一个目标,用离子炮开火的同时还发射了一枚追踪导弹,然后迅速转向右方。他的余光看到天行者的右上翼中弹后开始旋转起来,同时前置阵列传感器也被击中了。天行者的战斗机开始在空中翻跟头,开始散架,上面的宇航技工机器人跌了下来。埃斯欧德前方的猎头者战斗机爆炸了,四五道爆能束击中了埃斯欧德的偏导盾。盾瓦解了。埃斯欧德无法再撑下去。

     卢克在坠落的战斗机中乱转着,像个玩偶般被扔在透明钢窗上。埃斯欧德沉默地祈祷着,然后将生命探测器对准驾驶舱。没有显示。天行者死了。

     埃斯欧德咒骂着,知道除了假装自己也死了之外他对任何事都无能为力。他从战斗机后方发射了一枚热能榴弹,数到一。身后耀眼的爆炸震彻了整个太空。他关闭自己的雷达设备,关掉电源,让“风暴”号飘到卢克的战斗机旁。爆炸应该迷惑了敌方的探测器了,如此的激战中,辛戟的手下不会有时间来近处检查残骸的。

     埃斯欧德的显控台下是储藏区域。他从中抽出用一条反射毯,打开来翻了个面,这可以挡住自己的体温。任何近处的探测器都会确认他的躯体已经变冷,表明他已死。有那么一会儿,埃斯欧德看着天行者的躯体在他的战斗机中旋转,小小的爆炸声在埃斯欧德脑海中回响。在尽可能地向自己提供帮助之后,这位绝地武士牺牲了。

     埃斯欧德警示过卢克没有打开盾,但是卢克不相信他。这肯定不是技术故障。这架X翼战斗机肯定被进行过某种破坏。埃斯欧德毫不怀疑是塔阿·舒美谋杀了这位年轻的绝地武士。

     埃斯欧德咬咬牙,像卷裹尸布般把毯子拉过头顶,等待着陆。



…………



埃斯欧德咬咬牙,看着当“风暴”号冲向星球时汹涌而来的沙漠。没办法保住这架战斗机了。点燃引擎无疑会让辛戟的部队侦测到自己,所以埃斯欧德只能期望自己能在最后一刻弹射出去,短暂地打开降落伞带他下去,希望如此便能减缓降落的速度让自己别摔断骨头。

     远处向西八十公里的地方,一座小城市点亮了黑暗。除了那里,沙漠中毫无光亮,甚至没有陆行艇的前灯表明有人居住的迹象。

     埃斯欧德摸向战斗机控制台下方,拿出一个生存箱。在他头顶上,绑在R2弹射椅上的降落伞打开了,机器人猛地被拎了起来。卢克被毁的X翼战斗机在大气中翻滚着。埃斯欧德把透明钢罩打开一些,让风带起它。他解开安全带,检查了一下降落伞包以确保绑得够紧,又拍拍自己的爆能枪,然后从战斗机中跃出来,开始自由落体的翱翔。

     风在穿过氧气面罩的开口时呼哨着,他看着地面迅速接近。两颗小卫星洒下充足的光亮,他能够看清每块岩石,每棵被风扭曲的树木,每道沟壑与起伏。他等到最后一刻,弹开了点燃装置,打开降落伞。

     什么都没出现。他不断翻滚着,去拉紧急拉绳。他拍打着手臂大吼起来——接着他奇迹般碰上了某种反重力场,降低了速度,令他像片羽毛般缓缓下落他一度疯狂地以为这是手臂动作带动的,所以直到碰到地面他才敢停下动作。X翼战斗机毁坏的外壳在身边几百米远的地方坠下,成为了一团火球砸向地面。

     当埃斯欧德双脚触到了地面,他双膝颤抖得厉害,几乎站不住。心跳加速。埃斯欧德抛下头盔,在夜晚温暖的空气中气喘吁吁,看着周围沙漠中的岩石和稀少的树木。

     “风暴”号也轻轻地降到了地上,但是埃斯欧德哪儿也看不到任何反重力装置的迹象,没有发电机,没有对准空中的反重力碟型发射装置。
他朝四周看了一圈,然后他发现,卢克·天行者盘腿坐在空中,双眼紧闭,聚精会神,抱着双臂,飘浮着下到地面。天行者,埃斯欧德想,也许这就是他祖先得名的原因。

     当这位绝地飘浮到离岩石还有几英寸的时候,他睁开双眼跳了下来,就像是跳下窗台一样。

     “你,你怎么做到的?”埃斯欧德问道,发梢扎着他手臂的后方。直到刚才那一刻为止,埃斯欧德还从来没想过要崇拜任何人或任何事物。

     “我告诉过你,”卢克说,“原力与我同在。”

     “但你已经死了啊!”埃斯欧德说,“我亲眼看到的!你没有呼吸,而且身体冰冷。”

     “这是绝地昏睡技能,”卢克说,“绝地大师们都会停止心跳还有降低体温。我需要骗过辛戟的手下。”










好吧,这段其实本身除了感叹那是卢克原力造诣已经很高外,没啥婊爵爷的




但问题是某海皮斯王子的这句话:


天行者,埃斯欧德想,也许这就是他祖先得名的原因。




这就成不婊老爹不舒服了





虽然用这个时代——特别是三十岁左右时,经历过《黑暗帝国》已无任何电影出场角色武力可望其项背的卢克

去比区区前传阿纳金,无论怎么说都有点过分欺负老爸的意思。






可这两段的剧情,岩浆上行走怎么看都是阿纳金找被儿子婊飞机被击毁后悬浮虽然没法直接联系到阿纳金,问题随后某王子接着一句感想又把阿纳金送到被儿子婊的地步了






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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-5 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2014-2-5 13:13 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
黑暗原力听着好屌但是表现出来不就是各种闪电箭么?
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发表于 2014-2-5 13:17 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
不过阿纳金也在岩浆里活下来了啊,全身被烧烂了不是因为和欧比王打了半天mp低并且被欧比王削成准人棍了么
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-5 13:20 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 xjtxp 于 2014-2-5 13:30 编辑
blueflames001 发表于 2014-2-5 13:17
不过阿纳金也在岩浆里活下来了啊,全身被烧烂了不是因为和欧比王打了半天mp低并且被欧比王削成准人棍了么 ...

他要是能踩岩浆没事,就不会被师父削成人棍了。
而且他那只是在岩浆边缘被熔岩接触到,真像儿子这样在岩浆中心踩一脚,他都没人棍可被削。
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-5 13:23 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 xjtxp 于 2014-2-5 13:26 编辑
blueflames001 发表于 2014-2-5 13:13
黑暗原力听着好屌但是表现出来不就是各种闪电箭么?

其他技能很多,不过多数情况下再强的黑暗面原力使用者,近身战最常用的能明显看出外观效果的原力技能还是原力闪电。


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发表于 2014-2-5 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
那最后他收成徒弟没?
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发表于 2014-2-5 14:07 | 显示全部楼层
blueflames001 发表于 2014-2-5 13:13
黑暗原力听着好屌但是表现出来不就是各种闪电箭么?

你看小说里光明原力那么叼结果电影里不就推推东西么……
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发表于 2014-2-5 14:49 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
老爹的原力是被中和了吧,类似AT立场,当然黑暗原力也有可能就是不能上岩浆

----发送自 samsung GT-N7100,Android 4.1.1
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发表于 2014-2-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层
话说绝地学院的游戏也非常赞。光剑打斗各种还原电影。
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发表于 2014-2-5 15:13 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
邓布利多被汤姆・里德尔考验的回忆是哈6的内容
    —— from S1 Nyan (NOKIA Lumia 920)来自: WindowsPhone客户端
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坂本健一 发表于 2014-2-5 15:09
话说绝地学院的游戏也非常赞。光剑打斗各种还原电影。

嗯非常赞

还公开了源代码,在github上
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发表于 2014-2-5 21:39 | 显示全部楼层
其实想想,黑暗帝国之后,不说实力,只说时髦值卢克已经超过小绿人了吧,怪不得新电影直接跳到这个年代了。
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发表于 2014-2-5 23:03 | 显示全部楼层
iamwar 发表于 2014-2-5 22:28
反正爵爷只会原力锁喉,什么星辰之子,随便找个算得上号的西斯都比他会的能力多。 ...

爵爷就是个彻头彻尾的悲剧,各种意义上的
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-2-6 01:08 | 显示全部楼层
stygianlunar 发表于 2014-2-5 21:39
其实想想,黑暗帝国之后,不说实力,只说时髦值卢克已经超过小绿人了吧,怪不得新电影直接跳到这个年代了。 ...

单纯论武力,《黑暗帝国》后已无任何电影角色可望卢克项背。
(这么说还是保守了,主要考虑不被战斗冥想分神的正传皇帝已经异常强大)


之前写了篇详细的《黑暗帝国》剧情介绍,发在正义联盟吧(懒得往S1发了——基本除前3页都在S1发过)
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2836990643



卢克在黑暗帝国时期的武力与复生皇帝的武力,这篇介绍的很详细。
加入不少《黑暗帝国》广播剧内容,按广播剧看复生帕尔帕廷要有BOSS
风范的多



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发表于 2014-2-6 06:23 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
对了,死星是纯人造的还是戴森球?
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blueflames001 发表于 2014-2-6 06:23
对了,死星是纯人造的还是戴森球?

死星的size还没月亮大,怎么在里面包个恒星啊?
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发表于 2014-2-12 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
xjtxp 发表于 2014-2-5 13:20
他要是能踩岩浆没事,就不会被师父削成人棍了。
而且他那只是在岩浆边缘被熔岩接触到,真像儿子这 ...

喂喂,拿“在一番生死之战后被人一脚踹下去”和“吃饱喝足之后慢悠悠地走上去”来比这未免有点不太公平了吧……

话说,如果能用原力托举自己的话,似乎没见过绝地大师们用过原力飞行啊?
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发表于 2014-2-12 23:41 | 显示全部楼层
ls,确定那真的是你儿子?
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发表于 2014-2-13 08:51 | 显示全部楼层
阿纳金 发表于 2014-2-12 23:18
死星的size还没月亮大,怎么在里面包个恒星啊?

DC误我
某红灯魔:他造了一个戴森球
某地球新兵红灯:戴森球是啥?
某红灯魔解释:BLABLABLA
某地球新兵红灯:不就是死星嘛
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